Snap Illustration by Alex Jenkins Everyone loves orgasms, right? If we didn't, we wouldn't go to ridiculous lengths to achieve them like pirating porn alone or going through the exhausting process of romancing a special someone just so we can have one in the company of another human. Well, what if I told all of you straight guys out there that there is a secret orgasm that you don't even know about, and it's much better than relieving yourself into a wad of Kleenex while your computer burns your bare thighs? This is an orgasm so good that it will make your whole body shake, every inch of your skin tingle, and your voice erupt with spontaneous screams like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. There's only one catch: To achieve this orgasm, you have to put things up your butt.
List of things Chris has shoved up his ass - CWCki
I tried it myself with just my fingers, and it felt alright to me, especially recently. While anal stimulation is an activity not exclusive to homosexuals, in Chris's case it's particularly hypocritical , seeing as how this activity is generally associated with gay men and he undertook it while he happened to be an insanely homophobic virgin with rage. For quite a long time Chris repeatedly denied ever committing such heinous, homoerotic acts, but eventually all it took was a few trusted gal-pals for him to confidentially reveal the graphic TRUE and HONEST details of his anal experiences. Despite his repeated experimentation, he rarely admits to taking any pleasure in the acts. One can only imagine what wonders this does for his already-terrible bathroom issues.