Although I like many of Jesus teachings there are many things I disagree with about Christianity. I think Christianity has too much of a focus on the past and the afterlife instead of on the present and the NOW. Thanks to Ayahuasca for teaching me this. If you look good — you will feel good. If you eat healthy — your body and mind will thank you. Life sucks without money.
Fuck the Bible | Bible Study with a blaspheming Atheist!
The Bible unknown Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO" cuz she was already showing tits. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race which explains a lot, really. Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis; God Lol'd. Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to. New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later Jesus is born.
The Bible, after all, is very primitive and immoral in its view and treatment of women. Rather the God of Genesis, walks, talks and can even have his mind changed by human beings. I could talk about any number of stories from Genesis.
I grew up in the church. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. God is my best friend.