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Found on AskReddit. I squirted so hard it hit my laptop and my laptop died. That boy was so fucking annoying that I left the house furious and went to the street. I realized my butt had swallowed the small vibrator. I do, however, enjoy anal if I do it to myself with a finger or dildo. I finished up just fine, until I realized my butt had swallowed the small vibrator.