This ain t star trek

Spock is fascinated by Ruth, who was dipped in Venus fluid moments after her birth. Ship historian Lt Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, Samantha and Darren are about to celebrate Tabitha's first birthday when Aunt Clara uses a magic spell to turn Tabitha into an 18 year old. Unable to reverse the spell, the party proceeds When Scotty beams Sulu and Chekov down to rescue them, a transporter malfunction sends them to the Oval office the day before Kennedy was shot.

A beautiful young woman is found dead in a field with a broken beer bottle in her throat - the mystery is boundless. Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, Samantha and Darren are about to celebrate Tabitha's first birthday when Aunt Clara uses a magic spell to turn Tabitha into an 18 year old. Unable to reverse the spell, the party proceeds A secretary and her inept secret agent husband set out to stop Hussein in his quest for total world domination. An aspiring singer gets kicked out her own band leading her to work at a carwash under a penny pinching manager, Rodell Watkins.

Dir: Axel Braun Hustlervideo. It says a lot about the intellect of our Hollywood writers when the best they can come up with is to make G. Joe into a live action movie or redo The Pink Panther. For fuck's sake! Does no one have a good idea?